WBC Welterweight Championship

Pretty Stallion aka PAISA v. Hitman Kori

This will be a 12-round contest for the WBC welterweight championship.
"Somebody's 0 has got to go - Let's get reaaaaaaaady to ruuuuuuuumble!"


Round 1

The two undefeated boxers are sizing each other up, it's a cagey opening, but Hitman Kori is stalking Pretty Stallion

Round 2

Hitman Kori lands a huge jab, but cannot follow up. Pretty Stallion starts to pick up the pace and hits back with a couple of big rights

Round 3

Pretty Stallion unleashes an explosive combination, booming left hook followed by a big right hand all landing square on the head. These are damaging blows and it's all over as the referee steps in and the contest is all over.



There's only one Pretty Stallion,
One Pretty Stallion,
Galloping along,
Singing a song,
Cantering in a Money Wonderland


Pictures - www.thefirstpost.co.uk

The Dictator’s New Clothes

Once upon a time there lived a dictator who was quite a nasty and evil ruler. He locked up the prince charming and former cricket world cup winning captain and sacked all the honest judges in the country.

This nasty dictator cared only about himself and his clothes, he always wore the finest khaki military suits that his rupees could buy. Day and night, every day of the week the big bad nasty dictator always wore the same style of uniform although the colours would vary from khaki to various shades of blue and green.

One day he heard from the mastered tailors Bush & Bush that they could make him the finest suit of clothes from the most beautiful cloth available to mankind. This cloth, the tailor said, also had the special feature that it was invisible to anyone who was either stupid or not fit for his position.

Being a bit nervous about whether he himself would be able to see the cloth, the dictator sent two of his trusted generals to see it. Of course, neither would admit that they could not see the cloth and so praised it saying that this was the finest thing they had ever seen.

Despite the TV stations being off the air, word still got around and the people of this big land were very interested to learn about the dictator’s new suit. The big bad ugly ruler then allowed himself to be dressed in the new clothes for a procession through the city, after receiving a very large treasure chest full of dollars and gold from the evil witch Ms C Rice.

The dictator never admitting that he was too unfit and stupid to see what he was wearing, wore the new clothes and marched through the capital like a proud peacock.

Of course, under the state of emergency all the people wildly praised the magnificent clothes of the dictator, afraid to admit that they could not see them, until a small child shouted:

"But he has nothing on!"

This was whispered from person to person until everyone in the crowd was shouting that the dictator had nothing on! The nasty and evil dictator heard it and felt that they were correct, but still held his head high and continued the procession to the grand palace.

RnB ?? gimme some RLB anyday

Tuned into BBC Asian Network on the radio this morning, and they're playing RnB !

Come on guys if I wanted to listen to Rhythm and Blues I would have tuned to another station, give me some R L B anyday

R L B = Mohammed Rafi - Lata Mangeshkar - Asha Bhosle

Here's a song dedicated to all the beautiful people out there who appreciate fine music....enjoy.

Khaki donkey

If a gorilla can play the drums surely it's time a donkey dressed in Khaki realised that you can't run a country by force.

Beating up General Pervez Musharraf

FREE THE JUDICIARY
FREE THE MEDIA
FREE ALL POLITICAL PRISONERS
FREE PAKISTAN

No Problem ?

The problem is there is no real problem but only a problem in the minds of those who perceive a problem.

And in this case this is a very big problem which they then try to offload onto the wider population creating a mega problem.

Ultimately this problem escalates into a mother of all problems and the problem then is how to resolve this problem without causing further problems.

No Problem !

The Six Million Ruppee Blog

Desi Life, blog, a site barely alive. Gentlemen, we can rebuild this, we have the technology. We have the capability to make the worlds first Bionic blog. DesiLife will be that blog. Better than it was before. Better. Stronger. Faster.

So watch this space to witness the creativity which can be generated by Rs 6,000,000

In case the above intro rings any bells with the ageing readers.......it's from the Bionic Man, a cult series from the 1970's which was one of my favourite tv programmes.